The Club St. Louis

Great brotherhood

Great place

Decent for Midwest/Music=Cock Block

The Club truly is a clean, relaxed environment. I went for my first time 2 days ago. Read many reviews before so I'd know what to expect. $15 for a 3 month membership plus $12 for a locker rental. (not bad prices). There are many areas worth checking out within the Club. The rooms are cramped and the whole club could use some updating but that will come with time. The steam sauna is great. There are only 4 showers that I saw... with the traffic flow, they really need to double or triple the amount of shower areas. Adult film lounge is fun! Only complaints I have: Be ready for a lot of older men. I'm talking 55-70 years old. For every 25-40 year old guy, there are two 55-70 year olds. But they weren't aggressive. My NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT: THE MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The staff pumps music over the loud speakers. (I'm thinking great! Love tunes while I cruise.) the music was so BAD that I almost LEFT the premises. I was thinking it would be chill instrumental beats, something to get you in the zone-- No. They played Kelly Clarkson, "Defying Gravity" from Wicked (SHOWTUNES?!?!?!?!? Seriously?!) in fact, most of the music played was female vocalists and girly bubblegum bullshit!!! I don't want to hear a woman's voice while I am at the all MEN'S club trying to enjoy my manhood. You may think I'm over reacting, but YOU try to enjoy a hot steam bath with an Ariana Grande-style cover of a Coldplay song, or Aqua's "Barbie Girl". The music is NOT conducive to getting the male juices flowing. I truly hope the staff sees this and considers changing up the music to make the experience more enjoyable. There's a time and place to sing along with Broadway tunes, and it is not when I'm trying to feel my oats.

Good to be back in STL

I spend the winter away (anywhere warm and sunny, rreally), this year at my condo in Honolulu. While away for six months I had occasion to visit MAX'S GYM & SPA, "the only game in town" as far as bath houses are concerned. Max's is over-priced, under-staffed and offers no pool or sun deck. The crowd is hit-or-miss, to be expected, for sure, so no blame there. Men, be glad that CLUB ST. LOUIS is here for your fun and pleasure; they operate a good club for men. The staff is generally friendly and attractive and will play if your get the right guy and the conditions are right! My only complaint is the rooms; they are small, uncomfortable and need nice, large mirrors across from the bed platform for added fun.Can't wait to get back to Club STL, especially when the pool is open. Keep up the good work, guys.

They can't be serious

I recently moved to St. Louis for work. Anyway, I have traveled all over the world and been to numerous baths in and out of the country. First let me say to be fair that this club is ok. But what threw me off is that they had two men walking around fully dress for sometime. I went to the front desk and asked if it was the against the rules. I was told that everyone had to put their clothes in their room or locker. Anyway, an older man who was part of the cleaning staff approached one of the two men who were fully dressed but he was not stern enough. He made the situation awkward and turned it back to me. When he should have simply enforced the club rules. Anyway, ten minutes later both men where still fully dressed. It made me uneasy because one of the me had approached me early and I felt that he was in the club having not paid. But more important I felt these men where trying to solicit men for paid sex. But they were very tactful in doing so. Very coy in their approach. Anyway two of the front desk personnel turned on me and made me feel out of place for bringing this to their attention. So I offered to leave. I am from California where they are serious about cell phones being used around the club in areas that aren't designated as well as people being fully dressed. I am the customer and the two workers were rude to me. This was my second time attending this club and my last. When people haven't paid it makes me question if they have been properly checked into club in the event that something happens. The cleaning staff guy gave me an ignorant grin as I checked out. Thank you, I will take my money to Illinois and when my friends visit I will host them in my home or will fly them to Chicago for the weekend. I am the customer and will not be treated like a problem. I should have listened to my neighbor who said don't bother with The club and the attitude of the front desk. This club is fairly clean and well kept. The usual amenities, gym, good floor plan, decent size rooms, nice hot tub, ample showers, priced fair, pool, outdoors area, and two very nice people on the staff. I noticed that the other cleaning guy was very polite to the guest, and the guy taking the money at the desk was very professional. The other two guys ruined it for me. I don't put up with that kind of crap. I am the guest and I pay your wage; have some consideration guys.

New!

If im 18 am i allowed here?